AQUATIC CAPS

“Bear with me, I realize this is insane.”
— Merlin Mann

Mar 3rd

You know, above the Arctic Circle and...

Allie: our flight tomorow is at 7:30 and we have to be in the loby at 6:00!
Zach: so?
Zach: that's not early there
Zach: vertical time zones!

Mar 3rd

“His poster hanging campaign was unbelievable! The Easter...”
— Paula Poundstone, on Ron...

Mar 3rd

“semicolons are a gift from God”
— Me

Mar 3rd

He's so excited, he can hardly contain...

Zach: the only thing i learned was the acronym for biodiversity oxygen demand
Zach: BOD
Zach: ooh
Me: EXCITING
Zach: wait- it's biochemical. not biodiversity
Zach: i was thinking one thing, typing another
Me: oh, haha
Zach: maybe i didn't learn it
Zach: lol

Mar 3rd

I drew this the other day in art class. It’s the first...

Mar 3rd

Watch

Ferrofluid is so cool

Mar 2nd

This is from my AP Spanish class, a couple years ago. I...

Mar 2nd

Answer: Lots of places

Me (talking about class possibilities): Ooh, I could take Russian
My dad: Where could you take a Russian?

Mar 2nd

Talk to me

I put a shoutbox at the very bottom of the page. You know, for shoutin’ and stuff.  This site...

Mar 2nd

Pro tip: when you’re looking for an ideogram, open up...

Mar 1st

Preliminary concept for a t-shirt. Any takers? Looking at...

Mar 1st

gup gup gup

Zach: i'm lookin gup a mac version od edrawings
Zach: gup gup gup

Mar 1st

“The next February with five Fridays won’t be until...”
— Leo Laporte

Feb 29th

Happy Leap Day!

Feb 29th

Numbnuts

Unnamed Male: well, screw social customs. i christen my computer female.
Me: {Name redacted} DO NOT GO THERE THAT IS SICK
U.M.: that's not waht i meant
U.M.: numbnuts

Feb 29th

“Bad things to do, #72: Type with wet fingers”

Feb 29th

“Medium: Acrylic on Rye”
— that would be awesome

Feb 29th

“Loch Ness Social Anxiety Creature”

Feb 28th

“I really almost feel sorry for Mrs. Clinton. She’s trying to...”
— Richard Land (via merlin)

Feb 28th

“It’s like rearranging the deck chairs on the...”
— The Simon Cowell of Academia

Feb 28th

“I can’t really speak to the deliciousness of the...”
— The Simon Cowell of Academia,...

Feb 28th

Toes.

it’s my opinion that every band has the right to make one stupid song, or name their song...

Feb 28th

something I just learned: dropping a hardboiled egg from...

Feb 28th

Feb 27th

“LFM, need tank and healer for quest “You must...”
— LaSepultura, RE: the...

Feb 26th

“We must all rainbow our puppy princess with butterfly hugs;...”
— Merlin Mann

Feb 26th

“{Singular Subject} [hates|be hatin’] the {object}”
— Half of the funny things I...

Feb 26th

“They hates the democracy.”
— Me, talkin’ ‘bout...

Feb 26th

CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE.

Feb 26th

Listen

By special request, the third in my series of chipmunk’d songs. This time, I break away from...

Feb 26th

“Mother of pearl!”
— Another professor. Trying not...

Feb 26th

“The Cradle-to-Grave Minimum Wage Program: we pass the...”
— One of my professors, talking...

Feb 25th

Listen

“Spiraling Shape”, as quoted below. But sped up 75%. I don’t think I’ll ever...

Feb 25th

“This could lead to excellence Or serious injury Only one...”
— “Spiraling Shape”

Feb 25th

“unless your laptop is crappier than the bottom of an...”
— Me, talking about the...

Feb 24th

So it seems that Alaina Whitaker, currently in the Top 20 on...

Feb 24th

Listen

“They Might Be Giants” by the band of the same name. Sped up 75%. Hmmmm… 

Feb 23rd

Doing things is what I like to do

I have invented a new emoticon: % It is Picasso! Or rather, a textual representation (or perhaps...

Feb 23rd

“It’s not a kelp monster, it’s a were-fish!”

Feb 23rd

Egregious

It would be great if Regis Philbin changed his name to Egregious Philbin.  In other news, his...

Feb 22nd

Aquatic Caps would be a really great...

Allie: ALL CAPS!!
Me: WHERE
Allie: THERE!
Me: I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE POINTING
Allie: *points in direction of ocean* THERE!!!
Me: OMG
Me: AQUATIC CAPS

Feb 22nd